“The first touch is the most exclusive and inaccessible of all football skills, the thing that separates the great from the chaff. You can’t get lucky, you can’t fake it. It’s a fierce meritocracy, not a club you can join because you’ve had a cameo on The Only Way Is Essex or you once did shots with Frankie Cocozza. Only geniuses need apply for a list like this.” —The Guardian’s Joy of Six Series: Football First Touches (via inventfootball)
Not Everybody Can Play Soccer...
- Andrew Mataya: Davis had two shifts - almost tripped on her own feet during the first one.. and the second one bounced the ball against her face with her boobs 2 seconds in and took herself off
- Eugene Kan: ahahhahahaha